JODO KAST
IN
TWO BLAST MARKS FOR MASTER YODA
There I was in the local market trying to track down a poor farmer named Abano for a buddy of mine. When I saw a vintage holo-poster vendor. I'm not certain why we call them holo-posters since they are clearly made of paper, regardless the vendor was an odd fellow...small in stature, with wrinkly green skin and the most shifty eyes I've seen in a long time. I thought to myself "this one's hiding something"
I'm not famous for overlooking the obviously guilty and probably wanted. I remembered what one of my mentors once told me..."Son, if you want to be the best, never pass up an opportunity. Every one has a price, either on their loyalty or on their head". I tried to scan the vendor using my range finder for any outstanding warrants or bounties, but something was interfering with the data link. Guess I'll have to go at it the old fashion way.
I approached the small creature and thought to myself "there's something familiar about this guy, like something in a dream" Wanting to not spook him I mingled amongst some farmers driving large cart with their rontos. I watched as the little green thing shifted back and forth and sometimes chuckled to himself. This guy is some sort of basket case. I approached with much confidence seeing that his size was let's say tiny, before I knew it the little green thing whirled out of it's chair and landed on a platter weilding a lightsaber..."JEDI!!!Why does it always end in a fight?" I drew my weapon quick as lightning.
We stared each other down for what seemed like an eternity..."this has got to be a joke", I pulled my trigger and he was gone. Just like that, all that remained of that little thing was 2 blast marks and that's how I single handedly took out a Jedi.
